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cracked:

What if Brendan McGinley told you not all poetry had to be about sipping dandelion wine in Elysium?
The 4 Most Cold-Blooded Things Ever Written Down

#4. “Ozymandias”
Sic transit gloria mundi, motherfucker. There is literally nothing you can achieve. And that’s coming from [Percy Bysshe Shelley], a man cool enough to hang out with [Lord Byron], Romantic poetry’s equivalent of the Fonz while seducing [Mary Wollstonecraft], the freaking author of Frankenstein, a book so brilliant, you can read it 90 different ways. This poem was Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt” 175 years before that was written.

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cracked:

What if Brendan McGinley told you not all poetry had to be about sipping dandelion wine in Elysium?

The 4 Most Cold-Blooded Things Ever Written Down

#4. “Ozymandias”

Sic transit gloria mundi, motherfucker. There is literally nothing you can achieve. And that’s coming from [Percy Bysshe Shelley], a man cool enough to hang out with [Lord Byron], Romantic poetry’s equivalent of the Fonz while seducing [Mary Wollstonecraft], the freaking author of Frankenstein, a book so brilliant, you can read it 90 different ways. This poem was Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt” 175 years before that was written.

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ovaryfunny:

 

hoping-youd-stay:

I am this cat on so many levels

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robinwdavey:

Bit of a strange one for this month’s Wired Italia, to accompany a column that drew parallels between black holes and lost memories. Or something, I forget.


How I feel when I just walked into a room to grab something…

robinwdavey:

Bit of a strange one for this month’s Wired Italia, to accompany a column that drew parallels between black holes and lost memories. Or something, I forget.

How I feel when I just walked into a room to grab something…

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Anna Kendrick totally looks like Finola Hughes from Staying Alive. 
On another note, its amazing just how gay John Travolta is, someone should tell him.

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Can someone tell Scarlett Johansson to please stop singing, its upsetting

4gifs:

Ghost prank fail. [video]

4gifs:

Ghost prank fail. [video]

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givemeinternet:

Putin confronts Obama on the Ukraine issue

givemeinternet:

Putin confronts Obama on the Ukraine issue

Reblog if your icon is pure perfection.

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This is the best this I’ve ever read
givemeinternet:

Crocomole

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Crocomole

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